I have above a 4.0 GPA. I have taken five honors classes and I'm taking five more. I got a perfect score on three AP tests, and in the 99th percentile on the PSATs, SATs, SATIIs, ACTs, and STAR tests.

And today I broke my watch when I walked into a pole.

Yes. I am a genius.

On another note, CuteLibraryVolunteer was at the library today, but not in an official capacity. He was sitting at a table, reading old Rolling Stone magazines. He spent an inordinate amount of time looking at the one with the Britney Spears cover.

He's cute, but so stupid. I wish the guys at my school weren't so annoying. Of the guys at my school that I think are cute they're all either in a grade beneath me, really annoying, stupid, or, well, I already covered all my bases with annoying and stupid.

I was ready to slap DorkBoy today. He kept doing a robot dance in his seat.

Now that would be okay if he wasn't in five of my seven classes.

That, and he thinks the terrorist attacks are America's fault. Dude, if smacking was allowed in public schools I would be so much happier.

English was more interesting today because Duane has decided to sit in on Honors English because he has an open class that period. He's in my reading group (To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolfe). He's funny, and generally nice, so he made it more interesting. If only he had people skills....